Best Petsfood Poems

Pet Sit Panic

~PANIC from the DOGS POV~

They left me yeah..woof ME! woof!
Love that car! grrrrrrrrrr
Blankie where’d my blankie go??
Mommie!!!!! (howl)
Daddie !! (Howl) (Whimper)(Simper)*

Who’s that Lady, I smell her…
    NOPE not MY Mommie!

(The discarded pup chases its tail)
    (howl) (growl)*

Gonna HIDE! yeah..yup HIDE!
    NOPE~ ~ `dope*
        Gonna EAT! (bark) (bark)

FOOD! hey Lady FO O D>>>>>>>
       I GOT  Kisses
(a giant pink tongue slobbers 
with drool toward the puppy sitter!)

OH NO!!!! I smell CAT (grrrrrrrr)
(howl) (bark)

FOOD? cat? Kisses for food 
   (What’s a dog to do?)

      Kisses and food YEAH!
(Can’t get out to get CAT!)

Gimme gimme HERE pretty sitter kisses for YOU!
Awwwwwww, you so nicey sitter!
             I luv YOU!
( giant, pink, bubble- gum, 
           tongue licks on sitters facie!)

        (Sniff)(lean)(cuddle)
I think I luv YOU TOO!

What? CAR????
Mommie!!!!! HOWL, prowl*
(scratch door)
One more kissie sitter lady!
Mommie’s HOME!

*indicates internal rhyme