Best Funnyurdu Poems
As a young man my stamina was grand and I wanted to be with you every day weekly,
In those first years when our love still brought tears we enjoyed each other tri-weekly.
As time went by and we became friends, you and I, we didn’t give up sex completely,
Even though we liked to share other things of which we care, in bed we still liked to try
weekly.
Now we our old and for an average_joe I would like to submit that I've aged neatly,
But of that stuff in our bed I think it can be said the best we can do is try weakly.
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Majestic seas, towering trees, soft summer rain, distant thunder
How sweet life is when I remember I live in a world of wonder
Thirty-six sheep gunned down, word is it was a mafia contract
Lambs and rams never pay their gambling debts so it’s no wonder
A big black Cadillac Escapade with big old shiny spinners
The owner can’t pay rent, owes three years child support, makes you wonder
Golden lasso, magic bracelet, big fine Amazon **** and ass
With all the pulchritude I’m not surprised her first name is Wonder
You’re looking real good and it’s getting late, lady let’s close this deal
Spread your thighs, says Ron Porter, and show me the magic and wonder