Best Funnykiss Poems
2 seconds
a simple hug
such a short embrace
just a little bit of love
a 2 second hug
and a kiss on the cheek
a little something extra
to make her hug more sweet
a 3 second hug
and a kiss on the cheek
a hug and a kiss
for every time we meet
how wondrous is the magic
in the things that show love
the little things that count
like kisses and hugs
to wonder and not worry
with some form of repose
a hug and a kiss
could make one suppose
suppose she likes me
a little more than that
a kiss on the cheek
is not a pat on the back
it might be something special
or cruelty leading me on
it could be something casual
or something she does for fun
but what if i'm right
and all my second guessing wrong
then it wouldn't hurt to ask her
for more kisses and more hugs
I kissed a girl,
A very friendly sort
While I was staying
At a seaside resort
One kiss led to another
One kiss led to the other
And one kiss led to her
Becoming a mother
He walks in and tries to kiss her
But she turns the other cheek
He asks her what's wrong
She says, “Well, your breath really reeks!”
He crosses his arms
And a frown's on his face
He says she's one to talk
Because her breath's a disgrace!
Her mouth drops open
She's truly in shock
How dare he insult her
He must be dumb as a rock
Now he's really mad
His face is all red
She started it all
She should have just left it unsaid
She yells at him then
And says it's all his fault
He should have known she wouldn't kiss him
His breath smelled so bad, he really should have thought
“Well, excuse me for eating
My lunch this afternoon
I guess I should just starve,
I must be a buffoon!”
She huffed and turned away
He just didn't love her anymore
He used to always be thoughtful
At least he was before
He swears he still loves her
But why is she such a pain?
Must they always fight
Over things so inane?
She shouts that he's crazy
She doesn't even understand
When he uses such big words
It's more than she can withstand!
He laughs at her then
And shouts that inane isn't a big word
But just tell him how to talk
Just tell him what she preferred
She cries, “I just want you to love me!”
He says, “I do, I really do!”
She asks if he promises
And he nods and crosses his heart too
She smiles finally
So he says, “Then a kiss I will sneak,”
But she turns away
And says, “But your breath really reeks...”
A.M.E.
There once lived a handsome prince
Who one day was a frog
But a kiss from a beautiful princess
Made his home no more a log
Now this prince was a playboy
And he liked his women fast
Every relationship he ever had
Was destined not to last
In the kingdom lived a witch
We'll call, (my mother-in-law)
The ugliest woman who ever lived
Uglier than them all
Now the prince was getting older
And was tired of running around
So he thought he'd find a woman
And finally settle down
Now the witch, (my mother-in-law)
Had also heard this news
And she was bound and determined
That she'd be the one he'd choose
So the witch, (my mother-in-law)
Decided to make up a tale
About a wicked witch, (somebody elses mother-in-law)
Who had put her under a spell
And a single kiss from royality
Would show her beauty inside
And live happily everafter
As prince and his princess bride
Now the prince was a little reluctant
But he puckered and closed his eyes
And when the deed was finally done
He was in for a big surprise
For the witch, (my mother-in-law)
Was not a princess at all
You didn't really think she was did you?
For I said she was my mother-in-law
The prince was shocked to see
That she was still and ugly witch, (you know)
But now the prince began to scratch
For he had such a terrible itch
For the ugly witch, (you guessed it)
Had cast an itching spell
Now no one else would want him
And she'd keep him for herself
Well that's the end of my story
It has no moral at all
Except don't be kissing ugly witches
And especially my mother-in-law