Best Funnycrazy Poems
L.A. moonbathing
Soup convention is haunted
Ghost prowls through bedrooms
Scripca leads the search party
Sheet falls down, Ruben is found
For Michael’s “Tanka me a Dream” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire
*Actually did have a crazy dream about a Soup Convention in Los Angeles last year.
Barbara Gorelick, Iolanda Scripca, Karen O’Leary and I were “moonbathing” on a
resort balcony (like Morticia Adams would). We heard about a ghost that was going
through Soup members’ rooms and Iolanda bravely led the charge to find the
ghost. Barbara and I joined her, but Karen chose to keep moonbathing. When I
posted a blog on the dream, Ruben Ortellao said it was he who had been the
ghost. It was fun reliving this crazy dream.
There was once this crazy hat that I won,
By shooting out a star with a gun;
It was a whole foot high and yellow and blue,
I used to like to wear it askew;
It had four little bells that hung over my ears,
Their silver has lost it’s shine through the years;
A joker’s hat that glittered in the light of the sun,
I’ll never forget that crazy hat that I won!
~Tirzah Conway~
I'm posted up. Just chilling after hitting the bong, now I'm one of them crazy guys up in
smoke...
I'm feeling good happy like if I'm Chong on the passage res side just veging out! going along
for the ride fingr tips nearly touching the skky!!!!!!!!
I'm so hi that I'm coming back down, feeling the presure ears ready to explode!!!!!! mayday,
mayday is any body out there...
I'm so crazy I'm behind the wheel, so buckel up! butter cup!!! I'm the new air craft
assinstance...Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! ready to die!!!!!!!!