Best Doublespeak Poems

Michael Donald Doublespeak
Was a nasty sort of bloke
Streams of contradictory things 
Came out as Michael spoke!

From out of one side of his mouth
He'd shower you...

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Daniel Donald Doublespeak
Was a nasty sort of bloke
Streams of contradictory things 
Came out as Daniel spoke!

From out of one side of his mouth
He'd shower you...

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A life of doublespeak,
Means I think you're weak,
Never mind, (you're a dipstick),
Means,"I don't give a blip,"
Blip happens,
Means, "You're crapping,"
Do stop moaning,
And all your groaning,
Dull contemplation...

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The Donald supporters were pissed
But Dorian Gray they have kissed!
Measured in fathoms
Their brains’ empty chasms
All hail the chief narcissist


Author's Note: Sunshine Smile's recent post, "Showtime,"...

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Miz Liberty welcomed Luigi to America's shores to begin a brand new life.
He arrived at Ellis Isle with piles of baggage, three kids and his...

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I have always wanted something wonderful out of life
But my mother said there is always a price
It has nothing to do with land, money or...

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Prowling predator in a starless night.
No one knew when it began.
Have we forgotten all the lies about Vietnam,
the predatory newspeak from Pentagon deception?

Prowling predator in...

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You've all heard the phrase “field of vision”
What we see with the naked eye
But some things that are beyond our vision
Have effects on both you...

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How often have we played this game -

Our lover's round of hide-and-seek?

Thus looking to assign the shame ...

When ardor's tides are ebbing, weak.

Sometimes love dies...

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You've all heard the phrase “field of vision”
What we see with the naked eye
But some things that are beyond our vision
Have effects on both you...

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How to stay sane in creeping madness
with an alcohol haze sound
of music not so much to dance as to
seduce in herpes games while
pedophiles play in...

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In deeper depths we strive to peek
through sharper optical technique
and glimpse beyond to sights unseen
with magnifying lenses keen
and special telescopic tweak.

Still here on earth with...

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The noblemen control the pen, indeed they own the farm,
but nonetheless exude finesse (and need I mention charm?)
with revenue to sate the few, exulting arm...

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Where will it end?
When will it end?
Or will it only get worse?
It’s the twenty-first century curse.
Some say we’ve had it too easy
Become too complaisant
The thought...

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You've all heard the phrase “field of vision”
What we see with the naked eye
But some things that are beyond our vision
Have effects on both you...

Read more of this work...