Ass Poems - Poems about Ass

...He heard that the zoo was for sale; a donkey and tiger he'd 'nail': 'I want' - to the lass - 'your pussy and ass!' (And that's why he's banged up in jail...)......Read the rest...

... There was a scandalous lass. That let men handle her ass. So, what can she say? They all had to pay. Although, she didn't add tax! ......Read the rest...

... Hey there! Marching man. Got a machine gun. In your hands. So, you know How to run. Stone cold. Burning gas. The fife with drum. And claymores blast You won't cut or run. When ti......Read the rest...

... I first scoped your ass then moved up your chest staring, my thoughts so clear It could touch your breasts. My heart pulsated as with rhythmic muse you were naked ......Read the rest...

... Haughty Tiger was blatantly vain She presumed that poor Ass had no brain Ass stayed cool when hunters came And pretended to be lame But Miss Knowall was bound to a chain. - - - - - - - - - ......Read the rest...

...don't sip the stream the orange king roared but his warning went largely ignored the water was tainted with crocs the big ass died right on the spot cat tail twitching from the reddening shore......Read the rest...

...There was a young tiger from Goodnight, A fighter without any good fight, Along came a lass, In the guise of an ass, And the tiger, a biter, was bit right. ......Read the rest...

... Donkey lost by a stream pleads a deal That the Tiger not make him a meal. The scared Donkey looks sad- While the Tiger grows mad! Silly Ass, don't you know hunger's real?? ......Read the rest...

... They say the journey to adulthood is supposed to be a slow coming of age process that allows the time to contemplate what role we’ll play in our future. We check off all the options. Burn out some ......Read the rest...

... There's a stare down at the brook, eye to eye Tiger roared, "MOVE." Donkey did not comply One hee-haw from the ass The Bengal let him pass And kept on running til he reached Mumbai...Read the rest...

...One day, a tiger and a donkey meet. Said donkey, if I say you’re rather sweet; Sir, will you let me pass? Oh no, you silly ass, I’m hungry, and it’s you I mean to eat!......Read the rest...

... People may frighten us by making shouts. Often, they threaten us throwing big bouts. Remain composed. Don't get exposed. Patience and silence are the best knockouts! A deaf ass meets a d......Read the rest...

...A thin line separates us as beast You - fine striped, I - striped fine to the least Short ears, so sharp teeth -ah! you Mine long, mine for smile - oh! phew Named Ass, why for holes? Tell me at l......Read the rest...

...When beasts that can do nothing but roar Meet creatures that can only ignore, They always reach an impasse, A pain for tiger and ass - I'm glad it's only one year in four.......Read the rest...

...You were the person looking back in the mirror I didn’t love you I fell in love with myself who was inside of you How could you be loved when I had deemed my very heart & soul as unlovable? Unw......Read the rest...