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Ass Poems - Poems about Ass

Ass Poems - Examples of all types of poems about ass to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for ass.
I loathe feeling under the weather
...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......Read More
Categories: ass, 12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form: Rhyme

How it End
...I spent a little too much time alone and I got stuck inside my head. The crazy got a little too loud and I just wanted to go to bed. I still had good days but they don’t outnumber the bad. ......Read More
Categories: ass, dark, death, depression, how
Form: Free verse
Santa's Dilemma
...Dear Santa I’m writing early this year Especially after the debacle of last year You delivered the sexy underwear and the two-day hotel break to my wife What the hell were you thinking Does my......Read More
Categories: ass, christmas, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Vladimir Stole Santa's Reindeer
...There's been a breaking news report about Santa's reindeer. While flying over Russia, they were lassoed by vile Vladimir! "I'm determined to ruin Christmas for everyone this year. Too m......Read More
Categories: ass, christmas, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Alchemist vs Manifestor
...I am an Alchemist, not a Manifestor - I am grateful I realized the difference. I would know in my mind, and wait my due time, and nothing would even be seen in the distance. I remembered when I c......Read More
Categories: ass, 12th grade, allegory, allusion,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Bash Putin, continued
...Vlad Putin was dealing with state affairs On his way back he skidded down the stairs You could smell the foul gas Cos' he ruptured his a.s.s No get well wishes because nobody cares. H......Read More
Categories: ass, humor,
Form: Limerick
...We've been having a "Bash Santa" week, but I wrote limericks this morning about Putin breaking his tailbone. So, Tom suggested we have a "Bash Putin" week. Here are three more from me. Please join......Read More
Categories: ass, evil,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Santa-cide
...[Jenna recently described Santa’s job spec. I said I fancied the job… and then Tom killed him. Well I couldn’t take that lying down!] [[by the way… say ‘chance’ like you’re American, unless......Read More
Categories: ass, christmas, murder,
Form: Limerick
In The Mirror
...Now this is betrayal at the highest, I’ll explain the situation without sounding bias. We've…., looked at each other for as long as I can remember, Seen each other's nakedness, even commenting on ......Read More
Categories: ass, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Memo To MAGA
...For those residents in MAGAville, That can't seem to pull their heads out of Trumps' ass. Take a minute away from those affectionate kisses, and For that moment, you might ......Read More
Categories: ass, america, leadership, political,
Form: Dramatic Verse
... "Isolation" There is a thin line between life and death , both are a pain in the ass and inescapable. We are all capable yet invisible though in visible to the sight ......Read More
Categories: ass, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
First Day
... Quarter past six on a rainy Fall eve Dog slobber rubbed messy on my sleeve Fresh home bleary from first day on the job Work bag strewn on the table like a slob Ass hurts bad, was ei......Read More
Categories: ass, introspection,
Form: Quatrain
...Exit my mind, so I can begin to grow up My habits bite me hard in the ass again Got a hangover by the horrible things I’ve done I want to give up and hurt myself sometimes I’m exhausted and it......Read More
Categories: ass, angst,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Great Treat
... To the charming stout blonde, said the man “Please know that I am your ardent fan” When he was about to kiss, Gave him a kick in the ass Not looking back, in great shame, he ra......Read More
Categories: ass, anger, fun, irony,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member I chose to run
...I chose to run but had I stayed I’da been an ass and loudly brayed ©11/2/2022 ......Read More
Categories: ass, humor,
Form: Couplet

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