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Ass Poems - Poems about Ass

Ass Poems - Examples of all types of poems about ass to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for ass.
Fingers crossed
...e coasting. Because it flows like a river that's twice as wide as the ocean. If words was food then you can call my ass Seymour. Writing so much that my left hand ain't nothing but sore. Hoping that one day I can afford to have beauti......Read More
Categories: ass, career, confidence, desire, emotions,
Form: Rhyme

Drinking Problem
... I can finally see colour in my world, Waiting for the beating to crash down. My name has been stripped from a glass, My precious ones see a stumbling ass, With even fewer looking back. All I have left is you; my bottle of Jack.......Read More
Categories: ass, addiction, corruption, sorrow, symbolism,
Form: Rhyme
Alcaniz Street
...f interstate with their festering trails of fetid strewn trash piles of trash folks, and failed cynics. half - ass cynics who can't cut that final tie to those lingering inclinations of signs seen and understood. inferred to ......Read More
Categories: ass, bible, chocolate,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member WISE ASS
... WISE ASS You know this person! In middle school his perfect sarcasm seems funny and bold and wise to our ears, makes ......Read More
Categories: ass, people,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hell Is Where You
...from. Hell is where you meet the person you could've been. Hell is where you set celery on fire and shove it up your ass. Hell is where you begin. The stupidest one: Hell is where you go to unite self-assertion and self-deception w......Read More
Categories: ass, allegory, death, fate, fun,
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Halloween Bus Driver
...She came in all sassy and wanted to drive a school bus. We told her our school is unusual and she said that is fine. We have witches, w......Read More
Categories: ass, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Methacton High School graduating class MCMLXXVII
...uarter century) despite incessant husband buttuck blasting - courtesy moo ving odoriferous soundcloud waves issuing ass him tote across avast spatial plane resultant impact on par with nu cull lee air fallout ooh noxious human air po......Read More
Categories: ass, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chilly Cheeks
...’s Loo Door and Caren and Tom’s comments on it] *** The toilets in heaven are cold on your ass The angels believe that they’re all made of brass Turns out the reason the lavvies are cold Is that all those loo......Read More
Categories: ass, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Dirty minded
...ed hard. Climb on it like it's yours and you can do whatever you want. I don't care it turns me on when you make that ass jiggle. While that dick is in you make that ass really clap on it. Don't be scared forever try to make that pussy ......Read More
Categories: ass, adventure, angel, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
buzzard poetry
...flying side by side peering down at the ground searching for carrion and one saying: "Patience my ass . . . I'm gonna kill something".......Read More
Categories: ass, food,
Form: Burlesque
The Shot deal with all this eventful/ I am so pissed I can stick someone in the eye with my pencil/ dealing with this large mass in my brain/ not looking for sympathy, handouts, support groups or fame/ just wanted everyone to know about the shot......Read More
Categories: ass, america, anger, body, death,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member OTIS TRENCH
...ined by the faculties I still retain within my possession and deemed by myself to be valid and reliable given an honest assessment of the facts of the matter; I testify for the official record, and in a fashion suitable to be notarized, aut......Read More
Categories: ass, allegory, character,
Form: Epitaph
A clerihew of poo, but only because too much me and not enough the few
...years of high school French Even a college semester, but he doesn't know hardly any not even a pinch Never took one class of Spanish but am fluent I guess in my area Spanish is more congruent Now the silly boy is using math terms in t......Read More
Categories: ass, dedication,
Form: Clerihew
...He flapped his arms, trying to fly Before he left he waved goodbye His take off was fast He fell busting his ass Then he let out a very loud sigh......Read More
Categories: ass, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member INTERMISSION FOOL - Cafeteria Monitor
...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking ja......Read More
Categories: ass, 10th grade, allegory, food,
Form: Burlesque

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