Ass Poems - Poems about Ass

... I led the stubborn horse to water Couldn't make him drink as he oughta I swore and I cursed When he died of thirst Shoulda traded him for one smarter I buried the horse and bought a ......Read the rest...

...Had I been thinking fast, gladly would I put this person in my past. He is not worth the time it takes to whoop his ass. I don’t mean to make a fuss. But he makes me want to cuss. And ......Read the rest...

...Like a bagel with no hole Like a flag without a pole Like a singer with no soul Like a furnace with no coal Like a gangster with no moll Like a quest without a goal Like a bell that cannot to......Read the rest...

...I guess the question begs for an answer, at what age does our life start to plummet? When do all of those eager years of youth, reach the peak and fall over the summit? I wonder how old do we h......Read the rest...

... if'n ya can't keep smiling hern fervently 'til lips her glimmer ......Read the rest...

...Easter as interpreted by one... rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted, and rebuked courtesy one ill shod Unitarian atheist, who means NOT to affect any sacrilegious fallout nor offend devo......Read the rest...

...Matthew 21:2-7 King James Version 2 Saying unto them, Go into the village over against you, and straightway ye shall find an ass tied, and a colt with her: loose them, and bring them unto me. Re......Read the rest...

... pillars of creation obscured by darkness an evolution of mass stellar nurseries hydrogen helium gas ......Read the rest...

...I have brought forth humans From the milky goo of men Through a door less than 4 inches wide I am one tough I must confide I carry them I care for them I cry for them I console them I a......Read the rest...

...False Friend. Your bull smeared on crystal glass Comes out of your mouth, out of your ass Your high society, hold your pinky high You found the gutter, reaching for the sky Condescending, pa......Read the rest...

...Erasius de Piles and Cicero neigh Horn Saddler Cambrai League and Trophy Chart Wish me luck dude has skills don't fear a dreamer it's a Champions will "Dawel:Dawal" i'm awake at last red-ch......Read the rest...

...You mean so much to me you make me melt inside Like a popsicle on that you melt my heart on time I really do love you tho you help me strive me up when I was at the lowest of my lows you were ......Read the rest...

...I can’t breathe it is killing me. It’s so I can see is this void happening below me I can’t wake up that’s a trap from the void I can’t wake up and start this over. Wake me up and give me a reason......Read the rest...

...I’m a dog stuck on a lease I’m stuck in this non release stupid thing why won’t let me go free? Why don’t they care I got feelings too? And I can feel pain too I can’t leave the house cause he’s gon......Read the rest...

...When I was a kid I wanted to fly high in the sky like a book inside the hook it’s always a reading rainbow I never ever thought I would feel this pain tho flying through the blissful sun kissed air a......Read the rest...