Why the Brits Lost the Revolution!

The skirmish at Bunker Hill almost became a British scandal, Since the Yanks gave the Brits almost more than they could handle! General Howe expected the Yanks to toss their muskets and flee, But the Yankee rabble fought to keep the colonists free! Things looked mighty bleak during the winter at Valley Forge, Where the ragtag troops regrouped to nettle old King George! Starving and freezing, stalwart men suffered the winter through, To show the Brits that they had bit off more than they could chew! Lord Cornwallis' troops wore uniforms of bright, flaming red, Making east targets for the Yanks, leaving many of them dead. The bobtail mob wore tattered home-spun clothes of gray, That blended in with tree and bush much to the Brit's dismay! The canny Yanks hid behind tree, rock and craggy rise, And were told, "Don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes!" The Brits marched in tight file to the beat of a rolling drum, All to flaunt their strength and bravado, which was kinda dumb! Brits had never fought such a war before and hollered "foul!" Lord Cornwallis finally conceded defeat and tossed in the towel. Thankfully, the colonists' dream of independence came true. Just shows what Yankee common-sense and ingenuity can do! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)