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Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Person of the week in ev'ry Greek opinion poll What a pro Herc could stop a show Point him at a monsterand you're talkin' S.R.O. He was a no one A zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero Herc was a kid with hisact down pat From zero to heroin no time flat Zero to herojust like that When he smiled The grils went wild withoohs and aahs And they slapped his face On ev'ry vase(on ev'ry "vahse") From appearance feesand royalties Our Herc had cashto burn Now nouveau richean' famous He could tell you What's a Grecian urn? Say amen There he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome 10 for 10 Folks lined up Just to watch him flex And this perfect packagepacked a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes He sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were Going bonkers He showed the moxiebrains, and spunk From zero to heroa major hunk Zero to heroand who'da thunk Who put the gladin gladiator? Hercules! Whose daring deeds aregreat the-a-tre? Hercules! Is he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our fav'rite flavor Hercules, Hercules... Bless my soul Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high And the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothin'a zero, zero Now he's a honcho He's a hero He hit the heights atbreakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero Yes, indeed!
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