Windows 95 Sucks - Lyrics by Yankovic Weird Al


Lyrics
Original lyrics from : Rolling Stones, "
Start me up"
Well, I bought up.
Brought windows home,and d'cided to boot it up.
But when I load it up,
It says my memory is not enough...I'd be runnin' out.I need some extra RAM to fix me up...I have to cough it up...
Open my wallet up.
It never stops. (4x)
It's Windows 95!
It suckin' up my Drive.
It' makes a pretty all fine.
But my PC... is obsolete.I'll have to buy myself a brandnew machine...
Bring it up...
Stick me up.
You suck me in, and then you got me hooked.
You got me..., you got me.
There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new harddrive
It's gonna suck me dry.
My CPU says, 'don't have the speed',it takes an hour just to bring up the screennanana,
Oh no.I making software buys,
Wow!
It's making Bill Gated come.
Yoyo.
You make a rich man come.
Sent by Weird Al Platypus!
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