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i read it in the papersit must be trueit said "girl gives birth to alien boy"but do we see a photo of this bundle of joy --- no, noi saw another headlineit knocked me flatit said "dinosaur found alive today"it's easy when you're talking the rhetorical wayit's what the papers sayyou know it's rightit's down there written in black and white --- for youit's what the papers sayyou know it's truethey're responsible citizens and wold they lie to you?i saw it on the front pagewhatever next?it read "N.A.S.A plans sex in outer space"no doubt to procreate the human racethey put it in the late newswell, now hear this,it went "man with two heads learns to fly"well, JESUS, but it must have been one hell of a guyit's what the papers sayyou know it's rightit's down there written in black and white --- for youit's what the papers sayyou know it's truethey're the pillars of society and would they lie to you?i saw it on the newsstandit shouted at meit said "we are all good and they are all bad"well drive me to the clinic 'cos it's driving me madit's what the papers sayyou know it's rightit's down there written in black and white --- for youit's what the papers sayyou know it's truethey're responsible citizens and would they lie to you?it's what the papers sayyou know it's rightit's down there written in black and white --- for youit's what the papers sayyou know it's truethey're the pillars of society and would they lie to you?it's what the papers sayyou know it's rightit's down there written in black and white --- for youit's what the papers sayyou know it's truethey're responsible citizens and would they lie to you?
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