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I used to ride a big wheel.
And sell lemonade.
Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade.
But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D.
What the hell happened to me?I used to have fun throwing snowballs.
With my best friend Billy.
Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly.
But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee.
What the hell happened to me?I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood.I only did the things that Mama said I should.
But now I just do whatever I want.I even whipped it out in a restaurant.I used to help clean the park in the middle of town.
Then played kickball ' til the sun went down.
But now all I do is get VD.
What the hell happened to me?
It makes no sense.I can't believe I ended up me.I'm outta my gourd.
Won't somebody please help me.I'm kind of a wierdo.
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