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Too Many Sandwiches - Lyrics by Stereophonics


Lyrics
Shopping spree for the family tree, haven't seen your family tree, in quite a while

Too many sandwiches and wine, sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech

The band arrive, the grannies cry, the singers tongue's's in the bar maids mouth, what a voice

Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man


You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice

And that's just tonight


The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs

The bands too loud, they're off down stairs what a noise

The bride and groom they dance their dance

The singer mimes there's still a chance, the bar maid smiles


You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice

And that's just tonight


You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the man who sings made love to the bar maid twice

Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still stuck down the portaloo, what a man

The bride and groom they dance their dance, the singer mimes there's still a chance tonight

And the bar maid smiles