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The Longest Pee - Lyrics by Sandler Adam


Lyrics
[
Line of people talking]"
Hey man, let me in there first"-"
Go ahead man, take it easy""
Thanks, I really gotta pee"[
Open door, close door][
Unzip pants][
Start pissin..........groaning....]"
Oh man"[.....]"
Ohhh yeah"[.....]"
Ahhhh"[......
Stop Briefly]"
Ahh"[
Start Pissing again..]"
Oh man"[........]"
Oh man"[...............]"
Oh Man"[.......gets louder]"OH MAN"[..........and louder]"OH MAN!!"[............as loud as a hose]"OH MAN!!! OH.."[...........]"
Oh no!"[........]"
Oh Man!"[...............slows down]"ahhh"[
Stops]"
Ahhhhhh...
There ya go"[
Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]"
Oh! OH MAN!"[..............]"OH MY GOD!"[
Banging on the Door][
Pissing slows down to dribble]"I'll be out in a minute!"[....dribbling...]"oh..oh my"[
Stops]"oh...
Oh thank God"[
Zips up pants][
Pisses in pants]"
Awwww MAN!"[
People laughing]-"
Hey man, you pissed in your pants""I know"-"
So did I""I guess that makes us piss pals"[
Horrible annoying laughter][
Rasberry]

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