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The Belt Song - Lyrics by Jim


Lyrics
Sometimes I wear a belt to keep my pants from falling to the floor, and ifmy pants should fit without my belt I don't wear it anymore. Sometimes Idrink a beer for breakfast if there's nothing else to eat, and if my toesget cold I'll wrap a pair of socks around my feet. And if I'm feeling tired
I'll take time out to crawl into my bed, and if I'm bored with doing onething I'll do something else instead. And if I feel like doing nothing, orthere's nothing to be done, I'll sit and ponder nothing blankly untilnothing seems like fun
Refrain: Life's fairly easy for me if I try, to sit back and watch as itpasses me by...
The worst thing to happen to me would be death, my troubles ain't worth theattention they get.
Some days I go out of my way to try to catch a pretty face, sometimes Ithink that there's not one worth catching in the whole damn race. Sometimes
I stare up in the sky and wonder what is really there, and then on secondthought I decide that I really just don't care. Some days I wake up in themorning, and I don't get out of bed, and it always seems more fun than if
I'd gotten up instead. Sometimes I wear a belt to keep my pants fromfalling to the floor, and if my pants should fit without my belt I don'twear it anymore.(solo) (
Refrain 2x)

Book: Reflection on the Important Things