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We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies
He wasn't much to look at
He never was very brightbut at least there was one thing that he could do all right
That boy could dance
He was kind of a jerk
He was kind of a borebut the women would scream when he walked in the door'cause one thing I could tell you for sure
That boy could dance
Picking teams, he would always be last
He couldn't run very far,
He couldn't think very fast
If he was on your side, you
`d always losethe guy had a problem, even tying his shoes
He never passed his drivers test
He was always afraid of carsand he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Marsbut that boy could dance
Well, his hair was a messand his clothes didn't fit
He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just a bitbut you gotta admitboy, that boy could dance
Now that boy is much olderhe's got his own dance studio
He's got a teeny bopper fan clubyeah, he's got his own TV shownow he owns half of Montanathey all call him "
Diamond Jim"and you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him'cause that boy could dance.
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