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We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at He never was very brightbut at least there was one thing that he could do all right That boy could dance He was kind of a jerk He was kind of a borebut the women would scream when he walked in the door'cause one thing I could tell you for sure That boy could dance Picking teams, he would always be last He couldn't run very far, He couldn't think very fast If he was on your side, you `d always losethe guy had a problem, even tying his shoes He never passed his drivers test He was always afraid of carsand he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Marsbut that boy could dance Well, his hair was a messand his clothes didn't fit He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just a bitbut you gotta admitboy, that boy could dance Now that boy is much olderhe's got his own dance studio He's got a teeny bopper fan clubyeah, he's got his own TV shownow he owns half of Montanathey all call him " Diamond Jim"and you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him'cause that boy could dance.
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