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I was up in the morning with the TV blarin'brush my teeth sittin' watchin' the news
All the beaches were closed the ocean was a Red Seabut there was no one there to part it in two
There was no fresh salad because there's hypos in the cabbage
Staten Island disappeared at noon
And they say the midwest is in great distressand NASA blew up the moon
The ozone layer has no ozone anymoreand you're gonna leave me for the guy next door
I'm Sick of You
They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favorsold the Empire State to Japan
And Oliver North married William Secordand gave birth to a little Teheran
And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warheadif he dies he wants to go out in style
And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stinkof some human waste dumped in the Nile
Well one thing is certainly trueno one here knows what to do
I'm Sick of You
The radio said there were 400 deadin some small town in Arkansas
Some whacked out truckerdrove into a nuclear reactorand killed everybody he saw
Now he's on Morton Downeyand he's glowing and shiningdoctors say this is a medical advance
They say the bad makes the goodand there's something to be learnedin every human experience
Well I know one thing that really is true
This here's a zoo and the keeper ain't you
And I'm sick of it, I'm Sick of You
They ordained the Trumpsand then he got the mumpsand died being treated at Mt. Sinai
And my best friend Billdied from a poison pillsome wired doctor prescribed for stress
My arms and legs are shrunkthe food all has lumps
They discovered some animal no one's ever seen
It was an inside trader eating a rubber tireafter running over Rudy Giuliani
They say the President's deadbut no one can find his head
It's been missing now for weeks
But no one noticed ithe has seemed so fitand I'm Sick of it
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