I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker
Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces togetherand you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed?
[chorus 1:] I don't believe in doing things by halves, people think I'm crazy, but I'm really daft I'll do anything to get a laugh daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker. whoo-ooh!I'll pull your leg if you pull mine
I'll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine
[chorus 2:] I do believe in my bag of tricks I'll do anything to get my kicks Everybody in laughing fits daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical jokernin-nin-nin..... whoo-oohcome on now, join in, come onnin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh
I'll scratch your back if you scratch back
I'll climb your tree if you climb mine
Hey-hey! ok whose the wise guy?I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker
I'm just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah
Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gapin your front teeth and I put it outwith the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee?
Hey-hey! come on nownin-nin-nin... whoo-oohdaytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Jokerdaytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker