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Oh Mom - Lyrics by Sandler Adam


Lyrics
[
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Can you pass the beats please?"F1: "
Here you go"M1: "
Thanks"
Brad: "
Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'mgonna go if that's ok with you."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "
Why not Mom?"F1: "
Yeah, why mom? He should go."
Brad: "
It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "
Oh mom..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"F1: "
Don't wory Brad."F2: "
Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34,which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What doyou think?
Mom: "NOOO!!"F2: "
Really? I really like it..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"F2: "
Oh mom, who is?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"F2: "
Mom, you're so paranoid."
Mom: "NOOO!!"M3: "
Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little Leaguetry-outs."
Mom: "NOOO!!"M3: "
Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"M3: "
Do you think you could drop me off there?..."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"M3: "
How am I gonna get there?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"M3: "I'll walk I guess."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Please?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Come on, mom."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "I'll get it for you Cindy."
Cindy: "
Thanks Brad."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Cindy: "
Thanks for the tip, Ma."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Brad: "
Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Brad: "
Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to getout more."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Mother, Brad is right."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
We should go out, it'll be fun."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"M3: "
Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Cindy: "
You wanna come Dave?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Dave: "
No, I'll hang out with mom."M1: "
You sure?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Yeah, go without me."M3: "
All right, see you guys later."
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure knowhow to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I gocanoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"
Mom: "NOOO!!"
Dave: "
Please?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Mom, you're over reacting!"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Why are you so overprotective!?"
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Dave: "
Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in yourways it drives me crazy!"[
Bangs on the table, gets up]
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at you!"[
Screen door closes]
Mom: "
They're all gonna laugh at him!"

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