Nobody Here But Us Frogs - Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic


Lyrics

Oh, i've really got those ozone layer blues
From my elbow down to my shoes
So let's throw another fire on the logs

Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine
With genuine columbian lima beans
Dynastic and elastic, it's all made out of plastic
There's nobody here but us frogs

I'd like to find a girl who really cares
About the size of my nasal hairs
She could feed bananas to the dogs

We could climb the church and look down from the steeple
Where all the ants look like people
Nutritious and delicious, it's even surreptitious
There's nobody here but us frogs

They say i'm crazy
But i couldn't care less
Why don't they leave me alone
Can't they see that i'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill, yes i do
They seem to think it's a crime
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes

That's why i'm happy here inside these padded walls
Makin' obscene telephone calls
And throwin' tv dinners to the hogs

I never trust a naked eskimo
And don't you eat that purple snow
Revolting and disgusting
My belly button's rusting
There's nobody here but us frogs

They say i'm crazy
But i couldn't care less
Why don't they leave me alone
Can't they see that i'm happy to be a psychiatrical mess

I get a thrill
Bein' mentally ill, yes i do
They seem to think it's a crime
But it's a pleasure sublime, oh yes

That's why i'm happy here inside these padded walls
Makin' obscene telephone calls
And throwin' tv dinners to the hogs
I like to eat my ice cubes boiling hot
And wilshire boulevard's a commie plot

Amazingly congruent, and commonly affluent
Innately effervescent, surprisingly incessant
Superblier commended, eccentric and demented
There's nobody here but us
Nobody here but us
Nobody here but us frogs, i mean it
Nobody here but us frogs


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