Mr Goldstone - Lyrics by Bette Midler


Lyrics
[
Rose:] Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone.

Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.

Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone.

Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!


Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.

Put your feet up. Feel at home.

Have a smoke, have a Coke.

Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!


Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone.

Tell me any little thing that I can do.

Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone.

Have a kumquat, have two!

Everybody give a cheer.

Santa Claus is sitting here.

Mr. Goldstone I love you!


Have a Goldstone, Mr. Eggroll.

Tell me any little thing that I can do.

Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce.

Have a cookie, have a few!

What's the matter, Mr. G?

Have another pot of tea.

Mr. Goldstone I love you!

[
Herbie:] There are good stones and bad stones
and curbstones and gladstones
and touchstones and such stones as them.
[
Rose:] There are big stones and small stones
and grind stones and gall stones,
[
All:] but Goldstone is a gem!


There are milestones, there are mill stones.

There's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue.

But we don't want any old stone,
only Goldstone will do!

Moon stones, sun stones.

We all scream for one stone.

Mr. Goldstone we love you!

Goldstone!
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