Mr Frump In The Iron Lung - Lyrics by Yankovic Weird Al

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital.I see him 'most every day.
And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung,
This is what I hear him say:(iron lung sounds)
Ya know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend.
He's never a chump or a tease.
He never tells me lies, and best of all,
He never disagrees.I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon.
Sit down by his side and say "
Hi".
And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation,
And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply.
And Mr. Frump would say:(iron lung sounds)
Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. Frump's dying day.
So now I bring to you the very last thing
That Mr. Frump had to say:(rapid iron lung sounds)A-men!