MARVIN: One, two. One, two, three. One, two, three, four. Marvin is boy who has giddy seizures, He's laughing all the time. Marvin is boy who has giddy seizures, Sometimes they're fatal. When he turns upside down like a ladle pouring soup He's a veritable fool. Marvin is my very best friend in school. It's me and Marvin. Lately I've been thinking maybe Marvin needs attention Of a private sort. Maybe this whole seizure thing is something he invented, Or is it medicinal: should his mother be blamed?ALL: Marvin has a something which most everybody needs; He cannot ever be embarrassed.MARVIN: Marvin is my very best friend in school. And I'm embarrassed and ashamed. Oh.LADIES (all at once): Marvin! What are you doing? Who do you think you are, Marvin? What's Marvin doing?MARVIN: Pardon me boys and girls, but I'm having a seizure.LADIES: Oh, Marvin. Hey, Marvin.MARVIN: Yes I'm having a seizure today, hey, hey, Watch me laugh.LADIES: Marvin's giddy seizures.MARVIN: Watch me cry.LADIES: Marvin's giddy seizures.MARVIN:I am counting on your prayers to get me by.LADIES: Marvin's giddy seizures.MARVIN: Well my arms disappear and my legs disappear and my knees disappear and myshoulders disappear When Marvin throws the best fit of the year.ALL: Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love. He needs love. He needs love. He needs love. Ooooooh.MARVIN: Marvin holds his breath, his face is under water But that's not a seizure. Marvin talks of death, he imitates a slaughter But that's not a seizure. Then he begins to shriek like a virgin, And his eyes turn an ordinary fizz--( Nothing's exactly like I say it is)-- But hey, that's a seizure!LADIES (all at once): Marvin! What are you doing? Who do you think you are, Marvin? What's Marvin doing?MARVIN: Pardon me boys and girls but I'm having a seizure.LADIES: Oh, Marvin. Hey, Marvin.MARVIN: Yes, I'm having a seizure today, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Watch me laugh.LADIES: Marvin's giddy seizures.MARVIN: Watch me cry.LADIES: Marvin's giddy seizures.MARVIN:I am counting on your prayers to get me by.LADIES: Marvin's giddy seizures. Arms.MARVIN: Disappear!LADIES: Legs.MARVIN: Disappear!LADIES: Groin.MARVIN: Disappears!LADIES: Knees.MARVIN: Disappear When Marvin throws the best fit of the year.ALL: Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love. He needs love. He needs love. He needs love. Ooooooh. Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love. He needs love. He needs love. He needs love. Ooooooh. Marvin's giddy seizures: Marvin needs love. He needs love. He needs love. He needs love. Ooooooh.
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