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dogs are barking, birds are chirpingthe only thing better if I was squirtingbut there's no one here to love on me todayfor the maiden's on holidayfor the maiden's on holiday
I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castlehoping to avoid certain societal hasslesand I know what they saybut I ain't made of clayfor the maiden's on holidayyeah, the maiden's on holiday
I ain't nothing but chivalrousain't never been nothing nasty between usshe knows where she standson the heart of a broken man
I'm gonna be bad no matter whatso I might as well go on aheadand act like a buttany ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna payfor the maiden's on holidayyeah, the maiden's on holiday
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