Lets Sew Our Pants Together - Lyrics by Weezer

Raise the window

Its getting hot in here

All these breathers

And all of these suckers 

Shake my hand now

Pleased to meet you but

Skin is pretty

But underneath you're a monster 

Are we friends now?

Am I your brother?

Can we bleed together

Are we lovers? 

Let's sew our pants together1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Let's climb right in forever6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Then won't we all be so clever?

If we sew our pants together 

Wake the next morning

One below the waist

But you want poached eggs

And I want to go to the bathroom 

What do we do now?

What do we make of this?

Can my blood flow

Apart from your stitch? 

Let's sew our pants together1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Let's climb right in forever6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Then won't we all be so clever?

If we sew our pants together 

Lets set our hair on fire

Lets throw our hearts in the mire

Lets sell our eggs to any buyer

We've made a liar of desire 

Lets sew our pants together

Lets sew our pants together

We've made a liar of desire

We've made a liar of desire

We've made a liar of desire

We've made a liar of desire