John Wayne Is Big Leggy - Lyrics by Haysi Fantayzee


Lyrics
Shotgun - gimmegimme low downfun boy - o.k. showdown
Shotgun - gimmegimme low downfun boy - o.k. showdown
Shotgun - gimmegimme low downfun boy - o.k. showdownshowdown.
Take me awayhe's as big as a ranch.
Take me awayhe's as tough as they come. J-J-J-J-J-
John wayne
Take me awayhe's so long.
Take me awayyou know he's never wrong.J-J-J-J-
John Wayne.
He stands so highit's enough to make any red skin cry.
He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him'cos he is right - Big Leggy lives. J-J-J-J-T-
John wayne.
John Wayne in lovers lane - making whoopee with his squaw.
But his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way
It's making his life a bore.
So she says to him - Take off that thing . . .
It's getting right between us.
Now listen honey
I can't do that no even for youmy sweetness.
Now Big Johnif that's a fact then how d'you propose we do our act?
If that's the way it's gonna be get the hell out of my tepee.
Now speckled henyou stop your squawkin'
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking.I know a trick we ought to try tune right over - you'll know why.
He stands so highit's enough to make any red skin cry . . .
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky.
If you wonder why he stands so high . . .

If you wonder why he stands so high . . .
If you wonder why he stands so high . . .

Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy

Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away - John Wayne

He stands so highit's enough to make any red skin cry
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Shotgun - gimmegimme low down fun boy - o.k. showdown.
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