If I Wasnt Shy - Lyrics by They Might Be Giants

If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy

I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "ask me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards

If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy

I'd steal somebody's cadillac
I'd steal anything i lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony

If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy

I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times

If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy