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==================== If I had $1000000 The Barenaked Ladies ====================(note, The line on the album is sung as ' But we would, we'd just eat more'but on the liner it's ' But we would. We'd actually build the treefort fromthe first chorus out of it. Mmm.') If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you furnature for your house ( Maybe a nice chseterfield or an ottoman) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you a K- Car (a nice Reliant automobile) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000I'd build a tree fort in our yard If I had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had $1000000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there Wouldn't that be fabulous If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you John Merrick's remains ( All them crazy elephant bones) If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love. If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. If I had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner But we would, we'd just eat more. If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkle) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000I'd be RICH!
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