Hit Me With A Rock - Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic


Lyrics

When i was a little boy
(when i was just a boy)
And my mother would call my name
(when i was just a boy)
She'd say i had to be in the house by seven
(when i was just a boy)

But i'd stay out late at night
(when i was just a boy)
And when i'd finally get back in
Oh, i know she'd hit me, she'd hit me
She'd sit me on her knees and whip me

Oh, she'd hit me with a rock
She'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
She'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
She'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)

And when i was grown to be a man
(grown to be a man)
The minute the boss would call my name
(grown to be a man)
And say i had to be in the office by seven
(grown to be a man)

I'm a constipated man
(grown to be a man)
And when i'd finally get back in
Oh, my boss'd hit me, he'd hit me
He'd tie me to a chair and whip me

Oh he'd hit me with a rock
He'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
He'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
He'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)

When i was grown to be president
(was the president)
The minute the congress'd call my name
(was the president)
And said some papers had to be signed by thursday
(had to be signed by thursday)

I'd fly away to pakistan
(was the president)
And the second that i'd get back home
Oh, i know they'd hit me, they'd hit me
With leather and chains they'd whip me

Oh, they'd hit me with a rock
They'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
They'd hit me. (hit me with a rock)
They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
Hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
(hit me with a rock)
Yah yah yah yah yah yah
(hit me with a rock)
(hit with a rock)
Ow, whaddaya doin' to me, get away from me
(hit with a rock, oh baby)
(hit with a rock)
(he's gettin' hit with a rock)
(he's gettin' hit with a rock, oh baby)
(hit with a rock)

Wait a minute, hold it
I think he's dead
Let's leave
Let's get out of here, man


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