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I am your neighbor. i seem most respectable, But underneath i'm an iniquitous toad. So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you --- Down at the end of your road. And i live down the end of your road.
I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise --- From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool. I place broken bottles in your geraniums --- Sabotage your gardening tools. And i live down the end of your road.
By day i am a real estate gentleman. I deal in fine properties --- cheap at the price. After dark, i plan my most devious practices Which you might think are not very nice.
Designing a system to reverse your plumbing --- Welling up, as you sit on your private throne. Will come up all kinds of vile and despicable nasties You would rather not have in your home. And i live down the end of your road.
Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room, Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail. Rat's heads and lark's wings should set your tums turning And your houses will soon be for sale. And i live down the end of your road.
I live down the end of your road.
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