Dont Call Me Dude - Lyrics by Scatterbrain


Lyrics
by Scatterbrainfrom the recording titled '
Here Comes Trouble'
Here's my story, sad but true
About a girl that I once knew.
She broke my heart, I became unglued,
It all started when she called me dude
Well today I leave the psycho ward
Cause my sentence did conclude:I had killed a man with my bare hands
Because he called me dude
The jury said that I was insane.
Temporally insane - brain strain.
But now the doctors say I'm A.O.K.
So I start my new life today.
This story starts some years ago
As I vacationed by the sea.
In the California sunshine
Just me & my baby.I was in love feeling sky high
When a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
He looked at her, she looked at him -I knew it was good bye.
He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
She looked & laughed & said, "
Later Dude!"
They were gone without a trace
And the waves echoed her laughter
And her words...
Yo Later Dude.
Later that night I was in such a bad mood
Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed
Thinkin' 'bout that girl & how 'bout I'd been screwed
When some guy walks in sits next to me & says
What's up dude!I heard the word dude & I became unglued.
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
And put my hands around his neck, and I squeezed...DON'T CALL ME DUDE!
So that's how I got where I am
But this ain't where it ends.
The doctors said they cured me
I said good bye to my crazy friends.I was smiling as i left that place
My life had been renewed.
The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass
And he said, "
Yo Later Dude!"
Slowly I turned...----------------------------------------
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