Cool Whip - Lyrics by Ben Folds Five

Saying shit that don't sound too cool, 
like lovey-dovey honey-bunny, 
give us all a break dude. 
You're checking out. 
Cool whip. 
Oh Oh Oh. 
Cool Whip. 
Oh Oh Oh. 
Cool whip. 
Oh Oh Oh. 
Cool Whip. 
Oh Oh Oh. 
That tops it off, 
we think you'd better cool it down.