Buy Me A Condo - Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic


Lyrics

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, used to live in jamaica but i don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings i never done before
So now i'm just a lonely rastaman
Living in dis american town
Gonna sell me bob marley records
Gonna get me some jackson browne

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then i'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I get a funny little t-shirt wit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no)
Gonna be amway distributor

(ja) ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard

Oh, i gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

I gonna buy me a condo
I gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on


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