I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall, takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when i seen her
Her name was tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "how you doin', my name's big l
Don't ask me how i'm livin','cause, yo, i'm living swell
But then again i'm livin' kind of foul
'cause my girl don't know that i'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, i got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, i was doin' my duty
I mean, yo, i admit that my girl's a cutie
But tina was erotic, earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When i went home, i kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, i couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...
Tina got a big ole butt
I know i told you i'd be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So i'm leavin' you
Tina got a big ole butt
I know i told you i'd be true
But tina got a big ole butt
So i'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind i adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when i seen her
Her name was brenda
She had the kind of booty that i'd always remember
I said to my man, "stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an nfl punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, i have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When i was through, i wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while i was eatin'
You know what i said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know i told you i'd be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So i'm leavin' you
Brenda got a big ole butt
I know i told you i'd be true
But brenda got a big ole butt
So i'm leavin' you
I went to red lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "i don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention, i walked inside
Because brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "i don't men to be rude
But i'll take you on a platter"
She said, "you got a girl," i said, "it don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name?" she said, "my tag says lisa"
I said, "o.k., you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, i'll be back"
She looked at me and said, "make yourself clear
L, where we going?" i said, "right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, i said, "you'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the d.o.t.
When she walked out the door, i threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin', i checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my kangol
Who did i see, oh, yo, it was brenda
Yo, she worked at red lobster but i didn't remember
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you i'd be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So i'm leavin' you
See ya
Lisa got a big ole butt
I know i told you i'd be true
But lisa got a big ole butt
So i'm leavin' you
See ya
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