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Assistant Principals Big Day - Lyrics by Sandler Adam


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[
Speaking through a microphone]"
Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attentionplease. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be herefor the rest of the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me,assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator for thenext few days.""
Though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain thesame, there will be some additional regulations you must also follow.""
Number one - smoking outside the administration building will only beallowed during lunch periods.""
Number two - the girls' showering facilities will be moved from thelocker room into my inner office where I can watch the girls wash theirbreasts and buttocks while I play with myself.""
Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed tosnicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me isalso prohibited.""
Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I buildtowards orgasm.""
Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team mustundress each other spread eagle in front of me and satify each otherorally until I have completed ejaculating.""
Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing grafitti ordefacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless theyare masturbating.""
If you have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in myoffice spanking it with a thumb up my ass.""
Good day"

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