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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Dear Becca I’d love to pull up a chair But I don’t have a moment to spare I’m exhausted, just look I’m deadbeat I wish god gave me ten pairs of feet I slave for you all night and day For a miserly five dollars of pay I serve food just as fast as I can But you really just don’t give a damn! I slop down bowls of lupin juice soup Its consistency looks like blue poop I deposit bowls with a wry smile Because I know that it tastes really vile! The customers, oh they can be SO rude They say hurry up Frank with our food They’ll order plates of pink slimy frogs (I have to prise frogs off blue moldy logs) Pink frogs are a specialty of the house Served on rice with a head of a mouse Folks demand jugs of curlique beer It starts cloudy and then it turns clear For dessert diners love snail cream pie It’s served with live snails piled high The snails crawl all over the table I retrieve them if customers aren't unable BUT I’m your husband you treat me like dirt You stand smiling whilst I do the hard work So I really don’t have time to sit In fact stuff your job honey - I QUIT! Please pull up a chair Contest sponsored by Jerry Curtis 05~01~17
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