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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required (Even If You Are A Cat Person This Applies To You) Dear Dogs, When I say to move it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two dogs in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and my food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a race track. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I'm very sorry about this but do not think that I will continue to sleep on the couch to ensure your comfort. Look at videos of dogs sleeping. They can actually curl up into a ball. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out with tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space used is nothing but doggie sarcasm. My compact discs are not miniature frisbees. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using bathrooms for years; canine attendance is not mandatory. Lastly, the proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dogs butt. I cannot stress this enough. It would be such a simple change for you. With Love, Mom
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