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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I wake up in the morning With the alarm clock going off The Major League would hire me If they got a look at that toss Landing perfectly in the trash On the other side of the room Didn't wake up then Till mid-afternoon Pretty sure for certain My boss is wondering why me he hired On the job less than a week And already on the verge of being fired Forgot to pay my phone bill So I couldn't give him a call Seems the only thing I do right Is doing wrong Too cheap to buy flowers So I pick them out in left field Right next to the honey patch With bees munching their meals Brought them home to my girlfriend Who proceeded to sneeze and cough With a case of hay fever This didn't go over as well as I thought Her sneezing also interrupted The bees in the bunch Sticking their heads out from The middle of lunch That's when Miss Noisy Was repeatedly stung Seems the only thing I do right Is doing wrong Needing to withdraw my measly savings I head down to the bank Step inside and holler HOLD UP As I was running late All the tellers they screamed And pointed accusingly at me As I stood there in the middle Of all the melee The cops roughed me and cuffed me And took me to jail With no boss and no girlfriend To pay on my bail Now here I sit in the slammer With no idea of how long Seems the only thing I do right Is doing wrong
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