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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Okay I am going to write another funny poem then I will call it a night Bed time Is there sofa time Recliner time? Why? I am in them more than I am in bed Do you like twins? I just love twins Especially when they are identical How fun Just think all the fun they can have pretending to be the other twin No - not my evil twin Do you remember your high school days? Why don't people remember their college days? Why? There is no life after high school? Not I feel a tremendous admiration for people who work outside in the heat It takes a different breed - the hardy kind I like people who work with their hands Just think - what do we do without them? Somebody has to do it People are all good for something At what? Only they know God knows what He is doing What is your favorite decade? Mine is the 80's Why? I remember and know all the songs The hairdo's, the clothes Now I don't even know anything I was watching the show about "tiny houses" Do people actually live in there? I think they would be in cabin fever in a few weeks Stuck in those little things But I think it would be kinda fun But what can you do? You can have sex all day That's all you can do What can you do? But I feel for them I got it The liberty, the freedom, the room I can never be a good car saleswoman As I would feel for them I would feel funny if I am taking somebody out for a ride You know what I mean? Car salesman loves me He knows me by my name Go to the same one every time I know he is making money out of me But do I care? Service, man Service That's what it's all about Service - what kind of service? Lol I like him That's what it's all about Just kidding Do we all want the same things? Yeah why? So boring Why do you want the same things I want And why I you? Get away, would you? Next thing I know you want that too What is that? I miss my pastor He went on to be with the Lord I remember how he used to preach Still like it was yesterday God calls people home when their work on earth is done Do you believe it? I do Why else do you explain that our church building just got finished And he went home? Anyhow run will ya - until you can't run no more Then you can walk or crawl...home Do God give people gifts? Why? So they can enjoy themselves or they can share? Don't be a gift stingers Give - give the gifts that keep on giving What is that? What are they? Any gifts God gave you You can give Just remember that But don't go about giving me your piece of mind That - you can keep to yourself - hehe I love to party Don't know why I just love to have people come over and cook for them And I don't even cook for me! I saw the commercial for paper plates and cups It said "remember when social means something?" Yeah I remember - thought it still do I am not too much a Facebook person Don't want the whole world to know what I am doing Why? I don't want you to know my every move If I do, I will get a bodyguard for that But even then I don't Ha I will be on vacation in a week Come clean my house I will be in the Bahamas Come live in my house I will be in wherever Do you need anything else? No thank you Just kidding I like Facebook I just don't share Me Thought you said you are the giver? Yeah giver - not sharer I do not share Never did, never will That's it for now I am going to bed Ciao
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