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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required I must admit I was stumped My wife’s belly is bulging and it continues to bulge as each week passes by ... Granted, I am NOT a doctor although I portrayed one on TV (Well, that’s not EXACTLY true, however I DID watch numerous Dr. Kildare reruns) Thus I offered my diagnosis: “Peaches, it is merely a case of gas" To which she replied “Kiss my peach!" “And keep your grubby hands off it too!!" At that point, I suspected the worse She was hallucinating! To my knowledge, there is no peach orchard in our back yard and she shuns buying fruit at the fruit stand Could the gas, having nowhere else to go penetrated her skull and invaded her brain? I was convinced that my diagnosis was correct This illness had accumulated for quite a while She had refused my advances for 22 months and later her ‘privates’ became a bit sore Light bulb! It’s Elephantiasis....
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