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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required ~~Planet Earth And The Oozlum Bird There was a question I was asked - just the other day Is the earth flat? - Well what do you think I'd say? I looked out of the window, and pondered on this thought A flat earth not round... but I came up with nought. A flat earth maybe, but we could fall off the edge Or is it surrounded by a great big privet hedge. How can we tell from our own window frame if the earth is a ball or flat - To work it out is my aim, and thats hard from where I'm sat. The formulae for finding - the horizon of the land we can see The assumption being it’s round - or spherical to you and me. Firstly distance from the observers eyes to the horizon we must square, This equals the square of the height of the observers’ eyes - I suppose that means the pair. This must be added to two times the radius, multiply by the height of the observer. Now I am getting a bit confused but I carry on with a fervour. The assumption must be according to this equation That the earth is a ball - so on this occasion... I consider the planet a bit like - the legendary Oozlum Bird If we go round in a straight line - now I know this is absurd But as the bird ran round and round chasing its own tail It disappeared up its own ass - have you heard that tale? Round and round we go on this planet ball of ours Chasing our tails sometimes - for hours and for hours The planet is round and I think... not a flat earth Or we would never have the chance to return, and laugh with such mirth As we see everyone chasing their own tails on their own ass We know like the Oozlum Bird if we are not careful...what will come to pass.
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