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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required If I were a guy I’d actually enjoy wearing a suit and tie, I wouldn’t feel uneasy about walking down a late night city street And high heels would become obsolete, I’d sleep an extra hour every day, never worrying about running late For id have no more makeup and hair to prepare when I had to wake I’d be pleasant four weeks out of the month instead of just two With No more cramps and mood swings to attend too Id saves money on tampons, Midol and all the many types of underwear It would be lovely to take off my shirt on a beach and have no one care I’d adore my mate, basically worship her, while being extremely nice For I no longer would have to worry about births physical price If I gained a few pounds I sure wouldn’t mind Plenty of overweight men have women who are mighty fine Statistically speaking I’d have a better chance at making more money Even if I was an egotistically dummy I would get to stand up when I pee This would come in handy constantly! No more worrying about a lack of tissues or dirty toilet seats, I’d give my Sergeant a little shake with no concerns about a leak Let’s not forget all the hours spent on shaving That would be another time consuming cost in which id be saving My friends would not complain wine and gossip constantly If a fight broke out id forgive them and we would all just let it be Going camping and fishing would be easier for grooming would be so simple I wouldn’t freak out if I had a sudden pimple Plastic surgery would not be a thought that ever ran through my mind For the older a man gets the sexier and more refined Wrinkles and gray hair makes him look sophisticated Women see these features and become completely jaded I'd rarely have to be bothered with perverts at any store, The simplicity of my beautiful life I would be thankful for. P.S However, I Love being a woman...
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