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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required It’s another day, yes, another day Another day to watch my cronies wandering around meandering around aimlessly, flippantly like they have no care…no care in the world and just like that…bludgeoned by a badly worn cowboy boot! Guts all over! One time I dated one of those giddy ones and I tried to warn her! She thought she was too cute to be bludgeoned Too cute…can you believe that? After about 28 minutes of blissful dating I left her alone for just a second and just like that…clobbered by a red stiletto! Guts all over! I guess to say it tactfully... Most of them fall short on the intelligence end of things They tell me I’m lucky to have lived this long They all bow to me I am one of the lucky ones I am far more clever than most of them I stay out of sight during the day and just watch all of the guts Don’t get me wrong I try to warn them but they just don’t listen! They love to go out in the daylight and scurry around…scurry around the first floor over the Persian rugs…across the tile foyer Right in the daylight, can you believe it? It’s almost like they are asking to be stomped Stomped just like that by a Skechers Shape-up Guts all over! The darkness has settled in now and alas, it’s now my time to play I engage in my recreation at night At nighttime I can crawl through his jungles of chest hair and mangy mustache and in and out of her furrows and crow’s feet I only come out to frolic and meander when all the badly worn cowboy boots, red stilettos and ugly Shapeups are safely tucked away in the closet I swing on the curtain tiebacks like Tarzan I skate circles over the newly polished hardwood I dance an impressive Irish jig atop the granite I merrily skip atop of the flat screen tv and nestle into the VHS tape opening I’m so glad they have a VCR ‘Cuz those slots on the DVD players are tough to get through I am all alone but it so much fun to play I bathe in a refreshing pool of milk left in a tall tumbler in the sink It’s good for the skin they say I feast on tasty crumbs in the bottom of the toaster I’m so glad they don’t ever check there I’m having such a blissful time If only my pals would listen to me and come out and play only at night when it’s safe Ohhh noooo!!! Devastated, I eye the newest addition to the family I notice his long whiskers from a distance As he stalks me with malicious delight I run as fast as I can but ultimately... It's my guts all over!
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