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Thing #1 & Thing #2 They're actually Fun Whos I think that you pr I think that you probably knew Now take Thing #1 Young enough to be your Son Now this Poem has begun I can tell you that he's a lot of Fun At the Appropriate Circumstance Thing #1 likes to Sing and Dance Let him take a Chance In his Baggy Pants For you he'll Sing, Dance and Prance Now Thing #1 is Fun too Like Thing #1, he also likes to Sing and Dance Wearing his Baggy Pants He may Sing a Song or two For you To improve your Mood Then he'll put on his Dance Blue Suhgede Shoes To do his Step 5 Boogie times 2 Then they Put on a play Entertaing and Enjoyable, I Say, I Say, I Say... Then with Kindness you might say, The Play made My day! Then they'll bring out the Magic Trick And try and Fool you quick But sometimes they are slow And the Trick Doesn't off go. However, they put on a hell of a Show #1 Thing Has a Unique Little talent to bring... When the Spotlight they hits the Stage. On which Thing #1 his Tubula does Play He dances an Irish Jig His Finales is Big While he sings He Rants and Raves I almost myself flew into a Rage When Someone tried to him Cage He just Smiled All the while He Dances on while he Raved He want you to take Chance On this Circumstance And join him in a Dance He wants all your Souls To be Saved Thing #1 does this from Pole to Pole And Equater to Equater Where he has made As Way For Souls to be Saved on the Whole Now #1 Thing Will take his show on the Wing You see, He's an Acrobat And he'll fly 'round the Circus Tent like a Bat But just say the Word And he's Flying around like a Bird Now you might think that this is Absurd But you all are his And it is what it is And it were what it were Then Thing #2 takes to the Ropes He's not Dummy or Dope Here he'll do the Things Like a Bird on the Wing Now on the Ground I have Found He does Great Big Summersaults Not for your IQ to Insult But to raise you IQ Like only he can do He's always Thinking of you Now dressed up as a Clown He comes in on an Elephant To Escape the Cold Elements Dancing on the back of the Elephant he Falls Down Landing on the Lions Back then on to the Ground While his Performance is Over, after He has the Audience Rolling in the Ailes with Laughter Yes, there Happens to be A Thing #3 With him there's lots of Things to see You'll Always Laugh at the that Things he did Jumping Around like a Little Kid Thing #3 Is lost in Time Inside his Mind He has a Vaudeville Act You see He Jumps Around and Falls on his Back Hopefully And all of the Audience Laughed He doesn't Himself himself Of Anyone Else Then he gets up from the Ground And Jumps Around some more I found Thing #3 is one Stooge, there may be Several more With another Stooge they Slap Each Other They really give What For What Loving Brothers It's not Really an Attack It's just a Vaudeville Act Thing #3 is always Striving Whether he's Playin' wit a Lion Or Flyin' Like a Bird Yes, with with Death he does Flirt The little Squirt But he's never Hurt At Best More or Less "Word!" Now when the Things come to your Town Go to the Circus at Hillock Downs And watch them all Monkey Around It's Worth the Ticket The act you can Pick it They're all Great Acts The Things Hope Y'all come I hope that you Enjoyed yourself my Friend Sorry, the Show has come to an End Please Come Back Over and Over Again Hopefully you will Whole-Heartfully Laugh And Fall Over on you Back! Copyright ©? Jeff W. Watson, October 7, 2026

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