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Pull The Other One - No Sheep Version
Millionaire, Bartholomew Fairfax Admitted today, he ‘FORGOT’ to pay his tax [Chorus] Goodness gracious; well I never Knock me over with a feather Who’d have thought it Pull the other one And this comes from his latest press release The Young lady on his arm was ‘NOT’ his niece [Chorus] You’re kidding; no way; No Sheep Sherlock; you don’t say; Tell me something I don’t know; Shut the front door; I’ll be blowed [Jamming session] (She) Okay, Lads… what bright spark wrote “No SHEEP Sherlock”. (He) Sorry Darlin’ had to be done for the radio… (He) So as we don't shock the kiddies (She) But SHEEP!…… this crowd’s gonna laugh us off stage! (He) Well we didn’t have no choice, cos radio won’t say [Beep] (She) You do know they can hear us… right? (He) Then we’d better give em some more of what they came for (She) Sounds good to me! (He) Come on!!! a one, a two… a one, two, three, four…… … His jewel bedecked wife in her large golden carriage Is backing HER man for the sake of their marriage [Chorus] Who’d have guessed it; Gosh; who knew; Crikey; Get away with you; Well I’m gobsmacked; But I was not born yestaday The film star sex offender… and perhaps I’m just a cynic Has booked himself, pre-trial, into a plush sex addicts clinic [Chorus] Blimey; Holy Moly; Strewth; A pig just flew above my roof; So, who’d have thunk it; pinch me, quick; And tell me…… is it ‘ME’ that’s thick? Still to come in The News tonight Two youths in a pub have been in a fight And the final result in formula one... The man in the fastest car has won [Chorus] Goodness gracious; well I never Knock me over with a feather Who’d have thought it Pull the other one “That’s it ‘Guvvna’…… YANK me chain….” “It’s got bells on~“ “Thanks for coming guys and girls… And… goodnight!”
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