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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required The son-in-law was growing desperate Seeing that his father-in-law wasn't dying. Juan Sancho's reasons were That he had gone into debt Taking out loans in his daughter's name Deceiving her by saying That the money he brought home Was the fruit of his labor and the sweat of his brow When, in truth, he was a lazy, crooked man With a silver tongue and a swagger. The debt collectors Dressed in black like crows Were waiting for the son-in-law to come and tell them: -He's dead now. Tomorrow I'll inherit and give you the money. However, good old Antonio, his father-in-law Who knew him very well As if he had given birth to him Hesitatingly told him: -Wait a little while, Juan Sancho Wait a bit Until Death comes for me. Juan Sancho, furious Went to his mother-in-law and asked her for money To treat the loan sharks To whom he said: -Damn, he's still alive. Let's go to the hospital cafeteria For some coffee. Juan Sancho left with the loan sharks. More people came to see how the sick man was doing. The nurse who came to see Antonio Saspitably told us: -Antonio is already suffering in Purgatory. Death has him ready. At that moment, from between Antonio's legs In the bed, already completely collapsed Through the fly of his pajamas appeared An erect that no one expected And let his wife say That she couldn't get rid of the erection Not even by giving him a solemn handjob. They called the hospital priest Tenaciously reciting an Our Father A Hail Mary and a Creed And if you want rice Catalina! Nothing worked, the erection remained. The doctor at the Móstoles Hospital in Madrid Who signed the death certificate, Announced to us: -Antonio has died of a stroke With a solemn erection unforgivable. Juan Sancho, upon hearing the news, Cheerfully and happily entered the room Saying to the debt collectors Who followed him: -He's dead. The devils have taken him. The debt collectors replied: -Now we believe you.
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