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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required The wife plays nurse Nightingale while her husband... convalescences in sickbay from irritable bowel syndrome, the Flip (Wilson) side of constipation, a disorder of the lower gastrointestinal (GI) tract, which includes the small intestine and large intestine (colon) essentially a problem with how the intestines function, causing symptoms like abdominal cramping, bloating, and changes in bowel habits Any room in our one bedroom apartment accessed as my place of bedrest which might find me seated upon the commode or lying supine on the Lazy boy E-Z chair fully dressed defies mine surly sour grapes physical state where diarrhea doth erode as if I swallowed Liquid Plumber and complete rectal purging finessed prior to the wife going to sleep, she prepared me soup to goad to withhold urge to defecate impossible mission I feel hard-pressed to impose restraint against the trademark symptom of gaseousness finding me shell shocked and ready to implode laughter the best medicine, thus yours truly doth jest cause almost forty years shigella contracted at July fourth Rainbow family gathering he knowed quite well, cuz no sooner did sphincter muscles spasmodically contract and expand in tandem with anus expelled lest I attempt to stand up from hole in the ground which grass grew hardy and warrants being mowed quite frequently hopefully not disrupting any wild animal nest and to think that some areas within the webbed wide world still lack proper sanitation, where modern plumbing outmode did courtesy primitive privy, a breeding ground for more than one disease causing pest, now not deceived courtesy paved yellow brick road criss crossed with military tanks heavily armored, tracked combat vehicles designed for front-line warfare, equipped with powerful guns for direct fire and machine guns manned by a small number of soldiers squabble over a spit of land for defense cannot rest in peace until no fighter left standing.
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