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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Lately folks, my mind has been somewhat dusty, I "think" I heard of some new kind of disease. Plus, my cognition has been somewhat rusty, I keep forgetting where I put my keys! I'm late!, I'm late!, for a very important date, But...I don't remember with who or where. I can't explain why my brain makes me wait, I just know sometimes, I feel like the "March Hare!" I can't find my keys, I can't find my wallet, I remember my age, but I forget the date. I can't find my...uhh, what do you call it? It must be some hereditary fate! When family drops by, they won't tell me why, And, more to the point, they forget their manners! Won't clean up their mess, Hell, they won't even try! It makes my brain quake, like that dude in "Scanners!" Well, y'all know how much "Uncle Fred" loves to drink, And for an added bonus, here's a tasty treat. He tosses the dirty butt wipes in the sink, Or, forgets to put the lid up, and pees on the seat! My "Siblings" announce: They're here for a week! But, they forget to tell me, I'll foot the bill. Plus, their dog "Crotch" has a permanent leak, Then leaves his "Bark" on the wall and the sill! "Ole Grampa Gus," yeah, he makes the biggest fuss, He hides candy in every crevice and nook. While he makes life "Hell" for the rest of us, He's spouting out scripture from the "Good Book!" I'm not even going to start on my "Mom!" The grievances are many and way too long! Like the time she slapped me before going to Prom, "Don't mess with those "Gals," they don't know right from wrong!" Thankfully, "Dad" died over thirty years or more, Ah, those little graces in life can't be beat! He'd come home plastered, and bust thru the door, Then I'd have to deal with another busted seat! Yep, the more it advances, the more I agree, This isn't such a bad thing, sporting this disease. I'll be right back, after I take a good pee, Hey Darlin'...how 'bout one more cup of "Dementia" please!
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