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Humorous Brooklynism
I was driving down Eighteenth Avenue in Bensonhurst in my scash-a-bang Chevy Chavalier...and I was having a wallear for a hero, but I didn't wanna wait on line like those noisy kids from Mexico; I tried to jump the line, but duh tall, mean-looking boss yelled at me, " Get back on line, skinny molink...I don't like dis kinda of weisenheimer... you're just another duh-ta-duh! " I wa so hungry I could have eat'n a cow, and want'd give him a piece of my silly mind! " Oh, my God...he sounds like those tough dudes from The Sopranos! " You got a loud mouth, wack! " I yell'd back " Don't you mess with a goomba! I said with the loudest voice " Oh, my God, you get me so mad...I just wanna my meatballs hero and go! " The chubby man with a face fins said angrily, " Hear me out...don't you tawk to me like dat, I axeya in a nice way, so go back on line and wait like dey do! Don't you laugh at me like I'm tell' you a wacky joke!" He freezes my words...I can't tawk and with a huge hero in my hand, I quickly run back to my scash! Translation: I was driving down Eighteenth Avenue in Bensonhurst in my-beat-up Chevy Chavalier, and I had a craving for a sanwich, but I didn't want to wait in line like those noisy kids from Mexico! I tried to jump the line, but the tall, mean-looking boss yelled at me, "Get back on line, skinny guy...I don't like this kind of wise guy...you are just another idiot! " I was so hungry, I could have eaten a cow, and wanted to give him a piece of my silly mind!" " Oh, my God...he sounds like those tough dudes from The Sopranos! " " You got a loud mouth, wacko! " I yelled back, "Don't you mess with a clown!" I said with the loudest voice " Oh, my God, you get me so mad...I just want my meatballs sandwich and go!" The chubby man with the moustache said angrily, " Hear me out, don't you talk to me like that... I'm asking you nicely, so go back in line and wait like they do! Don't you laugh at me like I'm telling you a crazy joke!" He freezes my words...I can't talk and with a huge hero in my hand, I quickly run back to my old-beat-up car!! Entered in Deberah's Gucci " Dialects make the world go 'round " Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci
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