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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required To The Tune Of Christmas Wrapping By The Waitresses Damn and blast ! Somethings wrong My dog ran off down the freeway I was away working hard you see And didn't see him get away. My car broke down, things got worse I called the cops to help me The perfect ending for me would be To have car working and dog with me. So that's - my grief A broken car and dog not with me Then the ' cop asked if I'd had a drink "No" I said "The smell you smell is let me think. The cop said" We'll have to check. Step out the car if you please And walk on straight toward me" I did try but fell flat on my face. The cops were laughing and so was I Even when they put the cuffs on me "What about my car" I said One said "It's not going anywhere.” Then they put me in the patrol car And took me down to the station Booked me in, put me in a cell With some murderers and rapists. "Not guilty" I screamed out "Keep it down" a cop shouted. "Want my lawyer" I said to the cop "You've got no right to keep me. Check my aftershave it's not booze You'll find it's whiskey flavour." The cop said "Pull the other one You're spending Christmas in jail this year. Not on your life, not on your life I'll be soon outta this place Not on your life, not on your life I'll be soon outta this place Not on your life, not on your life I'll be soon outta this place Not on your life, not on your life I'll be soon outta this place. Cop laughed and said" Santa might pop in too You'll get turkey and some tea" All I could think of was my poor dog Alone out on the freeway Or worse lying in a ditch Without me to help him. Then the cop said "I've got news Your lawyer's here to see you." My face lit up I started laughing About time he came to get me The cell door opened I was free to go He'd proved to the cops what I'd told them so. My car had been fixed, they'd towed it in And to my surprise had found my dog So glad it was a happy ending. Couldn't believe it was happening. I'm so happy, I'm so happy Now I'm full of Christmas cheer I'm so happy, I'm so happy Now I'm full of Christmas cheer.
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