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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required ~ A Lighthearted Look at Cheating on Keeping Kosher ~ Pick my poison, shrimp or pork closed my eyes, lowered my fork I’d hankered for that suckling pig but I tasted shrimp, and couldn’t renege Lightning didn’t strike me, I did a jig of the (shrimp) cocktail, I took a swig Upon awakening, my stomach was rent asunder Hmm. I'd evaded the lightning ~ but not the thunder ____________________________________________ Sometimes older Jews tell young'uns that if they eat pork, they'll be struck by lightning... Seems they should mention shrimp and other non-kosher fare too!
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